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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Wick who wrote (7158)	10/2/1998 11:33:00 AM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

You can replace the names in this joke with whomever you wish (I originally used my brother as the brunt of this joke. Here goes………… Three guys were in the waiting room of the Guinness Books of World records. The first guy says to the second guy, "what are you here for?" "Well, see these ears?" The other guy looks and looks and could barely make out two very small ears indeed. "Wow! Those are the smallest ears I have ever seen." The man with the small ears reciprocates and asks the other fellow what he is here for. The guy proceeds to remove his shoes and low and behold, the man with the small ears gasps as he gazes upon what is sure to be the smallest feet in the world. "See these feet?" he exclaims. "I buy my shoes at the baby shop". They both admire each others small features and then turn to the other fellow who was sitting in silence and ask him what he is here for. The guy sort of blushes and with some pause tells both of them that it is quite embarrassing but with very a whisper he tells them that he believes he has the smallest penis in the world. Well both guys were somewhat taken aback but after some thought they all wished each other good luck. The man with the small ears was called first and after a few minutes came back into the waiting room with a shout of "YES! I made the Guinness Book of World records by having the smallest ears in the whole world!" He said he would hang around and wait to see if the others qualified as well. The man with the small feet was called in next and sure enough, a few minutes later came out with the same response as the man with the small ears. "Yippee! I am in the book!" Next, the man with the small penis was called. Minute after minute went buy and after about forty-five minutes the guy came out and was met by the other two fellows. He had a very dejected look on his face and was rather sad. They asked him how it went and he explained how they had to get out the micrometer to measure. They measured and measured at all angles and circumferences but to no avail. He did not have the smallest penis in the world. The guy stood there and shook his head and after a long pause asked the two other guys, "Have any of you guys ever heard of fellow named Bill Clinton?" (or you can insert the name of your best friend)