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To: The Rabbit who wrote (7194)10/6/1998 1:18:00 PM
From: Rich Dee  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the
street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the
door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling. One day they
became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers
the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They
explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what
goes on inside.

The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5
dollars?"

Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50
cents. She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift
her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff,
which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home.

About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya
know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."