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To: treetopflier who wrote (715)10/6/1998 2:35:00 PM
From: Brent  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Warning - Politically incorrect jokes

Did you hear they discovered a gay dinosaur?
It's called the Megasoreass

They also discovered a lesbian dinosaur - the lickalotapuss.

What is the first sign you are getting AIDS?
A severe pounding sensation on your ass.



To: treetopflier who wrote (715)10/6/1998 2:40:00 PM
From: NAUGHTY NOTES  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Confession

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years
old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and
I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."