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To: Brent who wrote (721)	10/6/1998 3:02:00 PM
From: NAUGHTY NOTES	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

wow, looks like this is the hot subject of the day. i guess the volatile market is bringing people here to humour themselves and take their minds off their dwindling fortunes. his guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?" and he replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" and he replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I gues she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."