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To: wallacestevens who wrote (740)	10/7/1998 10:40:00 AM
From: Ron	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

George got home one night from work, right after his wife, Helen. She pointed out a bad leak in the kitchen sink to him, and he said "You see Plumber printed anywhere on this shirt?" Next day, Helen told George..."We've got a bad leak in the roof, water is really coming in. What should we do? George said "You see roofer written anywhere on this shirt?" Next day, George got home and noticed sink was fixed and roof was not leaking. He said "Helen, I see you got those things fixed." She said "yes, I got the next door neighbor to do them. He is a handyman. He said he would charge me either a big batch of brownies or good sex all afternoon for them." George said "so where are the brownies?" Helen says "You see Betty Crocker written anywhere on this shirt?"

To: wallacestevens who wrote (740)	10/8/1998 10:39:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

RE: The Green Bay Packers ;) A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate...what is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered,"4?" "Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"