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To: Bob Mohebbi who wrote (7200)	10/7/1998 11:07:00 AM
From: Bryan Steffen	Respond to of 62549

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? . . . . . . . . . . . . . A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

To: Bob Mohebbi who wrote (7200)	10/7/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: Bryan Steffen	Respond to of 62549

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes asked, "And what does that tell you?" Watson responded, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" "Somebody stole our tent."

To: Bob Mohebbi who wrote (7200)	10/7/1998 11:11:00 AM
From: Bryan Steffen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

While undressing for bed one night, Bill Clinton notices something like a red rash around his penis. Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!", and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day. "Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it, and how do I get rid of it?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else." Bill takes the pills for the week, but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him the pills didn't help. So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved. Bill takes the capsules for a week, and damn the red ring is still there. So he goes back to his doctor and asks, "What next?" The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week, and let me know." Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news, doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?" The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover".