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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7223)	10/8/1998 2:29:00 PM
From: SofaSpud	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62547

Congress to Release More Documents WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday. Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this morning. "We feel that with the release of all the documents from the Starr Inquisition, and the public still supporting the president, we need to take further steps in our never-ending goal of overturning the 1992 and 1996 elections. "On Monday morning, we will release a diary of President Clinton's in which he claims to have had dinner with Adolf Hitler, Ayatolla Khomeni and Saddam Hussein, and later slept with them in the Lincoln Bedroom. He also claims in the diary, 'Meat is murder, I am a communist, Die Capitalist Die!' We will also release a doctored videotape showing the president strangling a litter of small kittens." A CNN/Newsweek poll following the press conference showed a slight rise in the president's approval rating. The Original Joke of the Day joker.org