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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7258)	10/12/1998 9:25:00 PM
From: Pat W.	Respond to of 62547

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7258)	10/13/1998 9:57:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 62547

Market makers got no reason Market makers got no reason Market makers got no reason To live They got little conscious And little pride And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little knowledge And always cheat They wear expensive shoes On their nasty smelly feet Well, I don't want no market makers Don't want no market makers Don't want no market makers Round here Market makers are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Market makers got nobody Market makers got nobody Market makers got nobody To love They got little baby minds And they think so low You got to beat 'em up Just to say hello They got big cars That go beep, beep, beep They loss their voices Always scream, scream, scream They got grubby little clients And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no market makers Don't want no market makers Don't want no Market makers 'Round here (My apologies to Randy Newman)