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To: Hunter Vann who wrote (7310)	10/15/1998 2:09:00 PM
From: Robert	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62548

Best one in over a month! I almost pissed my pants, I was laughing so hard!

To: Hunter Vann who wrote (7310)	10/15/1998 4:16:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62548

Excellent! This thread has really been looking up lately. (Looking up a woman's skirt, for the most part.) I heard you got a great compliment yesterday. Your boss said he thought you would soon be outstanding in your field. But it kind of spoils the compliment when you realize he meant your corn field. I heard you were a sports mechanic. You fix basketball games. Do you know the definition of a bachelor? A selfish man who has cheated some lawyer out of his divorce fees.