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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7333)	10/16/1998 4:13:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Respond to of 62543

If people want honest politicians then we will have to elect Dolly Parton to every office. When asked recently what's the most outrageously untrue story you've ever read about yourself in the tabloids, she responded. "I have to honestly say that most of the stuff they write has a little grain of truth. They've told a lot of stuff about me that ain't true. And I don't admit or deny any of it, because what I ain't done, I'm capable of doing." And the answer is yes! I will volunteer to be an intern if she is elected president.(:>)

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7333)	10/16/1998 8:11:00 PM
From: jbIII	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62543

Henry, Three things a Texan fears most . . . . . . . . . . . . . A rattlesnake, a tornado and a Yankee with a U-Haul <GGG>

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7333)	10/17/1998 7:28:00 PM
From: K A Anderson	Respond to of 62543

Henry here's you a good Texas/Cowboy Joke _______________________________________________________________ An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."