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To: Rick Wyatt who wrote (7340)	10/16/1998 3:32:00 PM
From: Spock	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

You missed one: They're playing a new party game in the White House. It's called swallow the leader.

To: Rick Wyatt who wrote (7340)	10/16/1998 8:09:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62548

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolled down his window and asked, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" "The President just found out Starr delivered his report to the Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "About three hundred gallons."

To: Rick Wyatt who wrote (7340)	10/17/1998 4:53:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day'sesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"