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To: John Messbauer who wrote (7481)	10/23/1998 11:07:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are discussing how they split their collections between God (good works) and themselves. The priest says I draw a circle on a table and toss the collection up in the air. What lands in the circle goes to God, the rest to me. The minister says I draw a line on a table and toss the collection up in the air. What lands on the left side is God's and what lands on the right is mine. The rabbi says I toss the collection up in the air. God takes what he wants while it's in the air, and the rest is mine.