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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: george wood who wrote (7492)	10/25/1998 11:41:00 PM
From: J. P.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62543

A very large female elephant got a thorn in her foot. The pain was terrible. A mouse, noticing her predicacament offered to remove the thorn. After the mouse removed the thorn, the elephant was so relieved she offered to do a favor in return. The mouse, scratching his chin said "Well, it's been a long time since I've had sex, would you let me have sex with you?" The elephant replied "You want to have sex with me?, Well I guess so...." So the elephant lifted herself against a palm tree and the mouse climbed aboard and started doing his thing. Some monkees up in the tree were watching and laughing their asses off. One of the monkees accidently knocked some coconuts off the tree which hit the elephant on the head. She said "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch". The mouse, not seeing the coconuts, but hearing this, said "Take it Bitch!"