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To: SJS who wrote (7507)	10/26/1998 8:11:00 PM
From: Denise McQuillen	Respond to of 62549

ss I thought it was funny....sent it on to a few friends. Hope this is new to you all and enjoyable (clean!) e-z.net

To: SJS who wrote (7507)	10/26/1998 8:13:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV? " I said, "Dust!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A beautiful woman is out shopping one day and hears two men who are walking behind talking about her. One guy says "Wouldn't you like to get into her pants one day?" and the other leers and agrees that would be great! The woman turns around and says to them both "Thanks, but no, guys. One asshole in my pants is enough for me!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind. The mule was right in back of them as they reached 55, and stayed with them as they sped up to 70. "I'm worried about your mule," said the driver. "his tongue's hanging our." "Which way?" asked Zack. "Left," his friend said. "Well, stay in this lane -- he's about to pass."