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To: Hunter Vann who wrote (7539)	10/29/1998 4:39:00 PM
From: SER	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Three Baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect and propriety, the Indians fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Padres fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankees fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Indians cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Padres cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankees fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally, when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an as*hole."

To: Hunter Vann who wrote (7539)	10/29/1998 7:42:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62552

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A young couple on the brink of divorce, visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."