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To: doby who wrote (7549)	10/30/1998 12:13:00 AM
From: gypsy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

A real groaner, sorry mikey, I have all those frogs jokes I have to inflict on someone...LOL There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home improvement loan to fix up his pad. He hopped over to his local bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad." The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her name is "Patricia Black." So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits down. When Patricia arrives she ask, "What can I do for you?" The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad." Patricia asked, "What do you have for collateral?" After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out a small white elephant. "This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia. "I'll have to check with our bank president to see if it's ok." Patricia goes to the president and says, "There's a frog out there who want's a home loan and this white elephant is all he is offering for collateral. What should I do?" The bank president takes the small white elephant and after carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says, "It's a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan."

To: doby who wrote (7549)	10/30/1998 4:32:00 PM
From: gypsy	Respond to of 62551

Another bad frog joke for you...Aren't I nice to you?? LOL Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."