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To: Chris Stovin who wrote (7568)	10/31/1998 4:05:00 PM
From: Jeff	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

ways to bother your bathroom stall mate..... 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Hmmmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get in there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting .more floaters than sinkers." 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?" 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now." 14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast. 15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going do?" 17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 18. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 20. Drop a D cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." Computer Diagnosis

To: Chris Stovin who wrote (7568)	10/31/1998 4:11:00 PM
From: Jeff	Respond to of 62552

Different kinds of poopies Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. Corn Poopie- Self explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water. Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesn't smell. The Surprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie! The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.