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To: Harley Davidson who wrote (661)10/31/1998 10:45:00 PM
From: Binder  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 733
 
What is a cat?
> >
> > 1) Cats do what they want.
> > 2) They rarely listen to you.
> > 3) They're totally unpredictable.
> > 4) They whine when they are not happy.
> > 5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
> > 6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> > 7) They expect you to cater for their every whim.
> > 8) They're moody.
> > 9) They leave hair everywhere.
> > 10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
> >
> > Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.