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To: Karin who wrote (860)	11/6/1998 2:34:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

Road Closed They've closed a road to repair a collapsed sewer-pipe near where I live. The actual road closure is not apparent until you go around a bend, so a lot of drivers go to see if the road is really closed and then have to turn in the narrow road. Their embarrassment is made worse by the back of the "ROAD CLOSED" sign, which reads: "TOLD YOU SO!" ---------===========================================--------- __ __ ___ __ / // /_ ____ _ ___ ____ / _ )_______ ___ _/ /__ / _ / // / ' \/ _ \/ __/ / _ / __/ -_) _ '/ '_/ /_//_/\_,_/_/_/_/\___/_/ /____/_/ \__/\_,_/_/\_\

To: Karin who wrote (860)	11/6/1998 3:14:00 PM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Creative Ways to Reject Pick-Up Lines 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 3.) Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." 4.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 5.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." 6.) Man: "Where have you been all my life?" Woman: "For the first two-thirds of it, I probably wasn't born yet."