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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Intrepid1 who wrote (19517)11/7/1998 10:04:00 AM
From: jlallen  Respond to of 20981
 
Clinton's not home yet. JLA



To: Intrepid1 who wrote (19517)11/23/1998 7:53:00 PM
From: Sidney Reilly  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
 
This place has slowed down! Here's a little joke.

One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping

Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their

lives.



Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely

the strongest person in the world.



"That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "but I am better

because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the

world".



Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a

doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because

he had been with the most women.



After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a

Guru for the truth.



First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later

he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had

said that he was, in fact, the strongest person in the

world. He was very pleased.



Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile:

"It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"



Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of

the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???"