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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Luby who wrote (7682)	11/8/1998 9:03:00 PM
From: Ish	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

<<After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day. Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringers job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!" "No matter," said the man, "observe!" He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked,"Bishop, who was this man?" "I don't know his name," the bishop replied,"but his face rings a bell." A few days later his armless brother shows up to ring the bell in memory of his brother. He was allowed to try. He shoved the bell with his face and ducked as the bell swung back. On the return trip the bell hit him in the back of his head sending him to his death. Upon being asked if anyone knew him one person said he didn't know him but he was a dead ringer for his brother.