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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7719)	11/12/1998 8:16:00 AM
From: taxikid	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62578

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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7719)	11/12/1998 10:31:00 AM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

Finally, God created Man and told him: "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." And the man responded: "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the ten years the monkey rejected." And it was so. And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 30 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a clown to amuse his grandchildren. And it was so.