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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7763)	11/16/1998 10:50:00 AM
From: BamaReb	Respond to of 62581

Thanks for the laugh!

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7763)	11/16/1998 10:54:00 AM
From: MrsNose	Respond to of 62581

What to do in an Elevator 1. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut UP." 3. Whistle the first seven notes of :"It's a Small World" incessantly. 4. Crack open you briefcase of purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in here?" 5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when the open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" 9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 10. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 12. Say, "Ding" at each floor. 13. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 14. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button.