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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7768)11/16/1998 3:19:00 PM
From: sdheart  Respond to of 62552
 
A traveling salesman goes into a bar , all is quiet and calm, the bartender announces It's show time!! The curtain opens , an elderly man is standing in front of a small table , naked, there are two walnuts on the table. The man cracks the walnuts with his dick. Shows over. About ten years later the same salesman enters the same bar, the same bartender announces It's show time! The curtain opens and the same elderly man stands in front of a table with two coconuts on it, he cracks the coconuts with his dick. The salesman says hey you changed the show, the bartender replied " I know it's sad the old fellows eyesight is going so we had to change to coconuts.