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To: mph who wrote (7776)11/16/1998 5:59:00 PM
From: Stephen O  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
Post 7777 crazy English is taken from a book by Richard Lederer



To: mph who wrote (7776)11/16/1998 6:02:00 PM
From: bucko  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
hey mph...

play your cards right & i'll give you two words which are antonyms AND homonyms

bucko



To: mph who wrote (7776)11/16/1998 6:21:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62552
 
RE>There is no egg in eggplant

Have you ever seen white eggplants?
On the plant they do resemble eggs hence the name eggplants.
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"New York City Poll"
>
> A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations
> building in New York City. He approached four men
> waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North
> Korean and a resident New Yorker.
>
> He asked, "Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion
> on the current meat shortage?"
>
> The Saudi replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?"
>
> The Russian said, "Excuse me, but what is meat?"
>
> The North Korean replied, "Excuse me, but what is an opinion?"
>
> The New Yorker replied, "What is 'excuse me'?"
>
>



To: mph who wrote (7776)11/16/1998 7:28:00 PM
From: jbIII  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62552
 
How can the weather be hot as
hell one day and cold as hell another?

I always heard it as "Colder than a witches t!t"

or

Hotter'n a jalepeno enema!!

Nice grub, btw

jb3



To: mph who wrote (7776)11/17/1998 2:59:00 AM
From: Skeeter Bug  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
make sure to add that we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway ;-)



To: mph who wrote (7776)11/17/1998 4:35:00 PM
From: rudedog  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62552
 
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly, or peccable?

Not to mention cooth and kempt


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