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To: Scarecrow who wrote (7797)	11/17/1998 3:17:00 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Respond to of 62552

Scarecrow, Baaaad. I'll use it, but baaaad. <G> MB

To: Scarecrow who wrote (7797)	11/17/1998 8:29:00 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Reminds me of another: Q: How does a French woman hold her liquor? A: By the ears.

To: Scarecrow who wrote (7797)	11/17/1998 9:05:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62552

A group of Arab Terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The terrorist leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A guy wakes up one morning with a terrible hangover and no idea what he did the night before. As he is taking a pee he notices a red ring and a green ring on his dick. Naturally, he rushes to the doctor. "Doctor," he says, "What's wrong with my dick?" "Let me do some tests and I'll get back to you," answers the doctor. A few minutes later the doctor walks back in and says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the red ring is just lipstick. The bad news is the green ring is Skoal!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jethro is down the pub complaining to his mate, Arthur, about one of his bulls refusing to mount. 'Arr, I know how to fix that,' says Arthur: 'Dip your finger in the cow's love hole, then rub it on the bulls nose. Oh, and stand well back.' Jethro goes home and tries it the next day. It works a treat. The bull rears up and goes at it like the clappers. That night he can't get the effect it'd had on the bull out of his mind, and when his wife's asleep, he dips his finger into her love hole and smears it on his nose. Sure enough he gets a raging erection. He excitedly wakes up his wife, crying out, 'sweetie look!' She opens her eyes and says, 'You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you've got a nosebleed?'