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To: Who, me? who wrote (907)	11/19/1998 10:33:00 AM
From: treetopflier	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

Sounds like my house... How to Cook a Turkey Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a drink of scotch (whiskey or whatever). Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. Step 7: Turn oven the on. Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get. Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick. Step 17: Turk the carvey. Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.