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To: Mr Metals who wrote (3156)	11/19/1998 8:58:00 PM
From: The Osprey	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 4201

Metals, Saw this over on Ashton and thought it was suitable for our Coffee ShopTo: Alfonso Agostino (6733 ) From: Denis de Laplante Thursday, Nov 19 1998 6:12PM ET Reply # of 6739 Hi folks... saw this one and couldn't resist. Thought you'd enjoy the laugh. A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce Indian tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over; it's terrible. The chief is appalled,and screams, "What are you doing?" The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, assshole!"