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To: Who, me? who wrote (7871)	11/20/1998 9:36:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says, "Fluctuations." Asian man storms out, and just before slamming the door turns around and says, "Fluc you clazy Amelicans too!" ===================================================================== A simple, but true, axiom: The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

To: Who, me? who wrote (7871)	11/22/1998 3:35:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62550

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"