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To: emidio who wrote (7898)	11/24/1998 12:26:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Beware of CoffeeShop People invading SI. It may very well be a conspiracy. Also don't look now but I just grubbed the 7900th post. In 15 hours and 2 minutes a great freedom fighter will be reinstated after sitting out a suspension. He'll help to fend off the CoffeShop People and make sure they'll return from wherest they came. Really, you watch and see.

To: emidio who wrote (7898)	11/24/1998 6:10:00 PM
From: aknahow	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

I posted the Grudgereport URL incorrectly so many were unable to read the details on the First Lady"s defense of Bill. She added she was not sure if she said stick it in or put it back in the humidor. She went on to say that she should have been aware that Bill possibly misunderstood her, from the glint in his eyes. She further related that she had seen this same look, of course, many times, but particularly back in the 60's when in an attempt to be cool she had told him, "Keep on trucking." Bill, she said, often asked her to say that to him over and over again, until she admitted she woke up and smelled the roses, or flowers, or whatever, she had obliged.

To: emidio who wrote (7898)	11/24/1998 9:15:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62550

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that read, "$5.00 - If I can't tell you where you're from, I'll pay you $50.00!" The young man watched a cowboy approach the Indian and ask, "Is the sign right?". The Indian says, "yes." The cowboy hands him a five and says, "you're on!" The Indian looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow dung on his boots and flatly states, "you're from Texas."The cowboy shakes his head and says, "I'll be darned! You're right!" and strolls away. A second cowboy approaches the Indian and goes through the same routine. Handing him the fiver, he stands and watches as the Indian looks him up and down and notices a bit of straw and cow dung on his boots. The Indian says, "you're from Montana!" The cowboy, dejected as all get out, walks away. The young man decides he's going to give the Indian a run for the money. He goes into the mensroom, takes his boots off, scrubs them up, dries them off, puts on a coat of polish and approaches the Indian. He hands the Indian a five dollar bill and says, "do your stuff!" The Indian looks and looks, up and down, and appears to be befuddled. The young man is now thinking he's gone one up on the Indian. The Indian says, "You're from Wyoming.!" The young man gets really upset and can't for the life of him figure out how the Indian could know that, so he asks, "How in the world did you know I'm from South Dakota?" The Indian replies, "by the wool on your zipper!"