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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (7922)	11/30/1998 12:05:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62550

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his Chores. Well, he is a little pissed. So he goes to feed the chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow. He goes back in to eat breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?" "Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says. " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon, and I saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk this morning." Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast and he kicks the cat as he is walking to the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?