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To: *ROSARIO* who wrote (19471)11/30/1998 6:05:00 PM
From: ISOMAN  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 43774
 

There are ROSARIOs everywhere, the only problem is that most people don't know if they are one or not.

You might be a ROSARIO ...

If you own a home that is mobile and fourteen cars that aren't…

If the most common phrase heard in your house is "somebody go jiggle the handle"…

If you've been married three times, and still have the same in-laws…

If your lawn furniture use to be your living room furniture…

If your dog passes gas and you claim it…

If your wife as ever said "come move this transmission so I can take a bath"…

If your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold…

If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit…

If you own a Waffle House credit card…

If you refer to your wife and your mother in-law as dual air-bags…

If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth…

If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive…

If you have ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction…

If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't…

If someone yells, "Hoe Down", and your girlfriend hits the floor…

If you have been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like…

If you have ever cut your grass and found a car…

If your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade…

If you have ever been too drunk to fish…

If someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle…

If everyday someone comes to your door mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale…

If you have ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor…

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain…

If you have ever financed a tattoo…

If you have ever made change in the offering plate…

If you go to the family reunion to meet woman…

If you smoked during your wedding…

If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack", and it reminds you to pull your jeans up…

If your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it…

If your wife's hair-do has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan…

If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year"…

If you have ever taken a beer to a job interview…

If you can burp and say your name at the same time…

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs…

If your family tree does not fork…

If you empty all the beer cans out of your truck and get sixteen more miles to the gallon…

If you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures…

If you can burp the entire chorus to 'Jingle Bells'…

If you have ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights…

If you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus…

If you answered yes to more than twenty of these,

you might just be a ROSARIO…




To: *ROSARIO* who wrote (19471)11/30/1998 6:15:00 PM
From: ISOMAN  Respond to of 43774
 
Imagine my confusion regarding this post:

To: isoman (16287 )
From: *ROSARIO*
Friday, Oct 23 1998 8:55AM ET
Reply # of 19477

How about taking your OFF TOPIC nonsense to the PM board. The majority of the savy investors here that lurk and visit really are tired of your humor. It is getting real old and you are in direct violation of SI Policies and terms of use. Luv Ya

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