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To: Pat W. who wrote (7943)	12/2/1998 12:34:00 AM
From: Ron Dior	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

An old rooster is sitting inside of a barn and suddenly a young handsome rooster approaches him. The young rooster says "the farmer says that the chickens haven't been laying many eggs lately and he thinks it is because you are getting to old to preform your duties, so I am here to replace you in the coop. See ya gramps!" The old rooster looks at the young rooster and says,"Listen junior, I don't think your man enough to handle all of these chickens. A matter of fact I will make a deal with you. If you can beat me in a race three times around the barn , I will leave and you can have my job. Whats the matter, are ya chicken?" The young rooster says,"No problem gramps, I can beat you on my worst day running backwards. Your on!" So just as they get ready to run the old rooster says, "Oh, just one more thing. Since, I am so old do you think you could just give me about a 10yd head start? At least with a head start I will have a chance to win." The young rooster replies, "Sure, why not gramps." The old rooster starts to run and the young rooster waits for a count of 10. The old rooster makes his way around the barn once and the young rooster is closing the gap. After the second lap, the young rooster is right on the old roosters heals when all of a sudden the farmer walks into the barn and sees what is going on. The farmer quickly picks up his rifle, takes careful aim and bamm.... Shoots the young rooster dead in his tracks. Then the farmer says, "Damn, thats the third gay rooster I bought this month!" Ron Dior