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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (7955)	12/2/1998 11:59:00 AM
From: SJS	Respond to of 62549

Tom, I knew your comments weren't directed to me. However, I wanted to get the concept out in the open. No offense meant and no offense taken... In the meantime, the WISDOM OF CHILDREN.... _______________ Never trust a dog to watch your food. --Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. --Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. --Andrew, Age 9 Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. --Rocky, Age 9 Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. --Stephanie, Age 8 Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. --Rosemary, Age 7 Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower. --Lamar, Age 10 Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. --Carrol, Age 9 Never bug a pregnant mom. --Nicholas, Age 11 Don't ever be too full for dessert. --Kelly, Age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. --Heather, Age 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. --Michael, Age 14 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. --Joel, Age 12 When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. --Alyesha, Age 13 Never try to baptize a cat. --Laura, Age 13 Never spit when on a roller coaster. --Scott, Age 11 Never do pranks at a police station. --Sam, Age 10 Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. --Rob, Age 10 Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. --Hank, Age 12 Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. --Molly, Age 11 Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. --Chelsey, Age 7 Stay away from prunes. --Randy, Age 9 Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. --Phillip, Age 13 Forget the cake. Go for the icing! --Cynthia, Age