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To: mrknowitall who wrote (7976)	12/3/1998 3:15:00 PM
From: Early Out	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

My own lame attempts: Wouldn't it be easier if it were Intel Outside? If Pamela Anderson Lee floated some entertainment bonds would we all be Silicon Investors? -jsc

To: mrknowitall who wrote (7976)	12/4/1998 10:47:00 AM
From: Bill	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

President Clinton dies and goes to hell. The Devil says to Clinton, "You have a choice of three rooms that you're going to spend all Eternity in." The Devil leads Clinton to the 1st room. Clinton opens the door to the 1st room and sees Jimmy Carter tied to the wall, and 100 little Devils poking him with red hot pitchforks. President Clinton says to the Devil, "No Fucking way I'm going in that room!" The Devil leads Clinton to the 2nd room. Clinton opens the door and sees Newt Gingrich tied to the wall, and 100 little Devils whipping him nonstop. President Clinton says to the Devil "Definitely not picking this Fucking room!" The Devil leads Clinton to the 3rd and final room. Clinton's shaking real bad. He opens the door to the 3rd room,and what does he SEE? Kenneth Starr tied to the wall, but smiling in great joy! He looks down and sees Monica Lewinski on her knees blowing him. President Clinton says to the Devil with the biggest smile, "THIS IS THE ROOM! THIS IS THE ROOM!" The Devil says, "Are you sure?" Clinton replies,"THIS IS THE ROOM! I FUCKING KNOW WHAT ROOM I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY IN! THIS IS THE ROOM!" The Devil leads Clinton into the room, walks up to Monica Lewinski, taps her on the shoulder and says; "You can get up now, your relief is here!!!!"