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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1853)	12/6/1998 11:44:00 AM
From: Alan Whirlwind	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1911

Fully Edited Pinky's Tailing Box: St. Nicholas Day Edition... Fox IMF Sundays presents: The Green Bay Packers Vs. The Wall St. Giants. Pat Summerall: The Packers, wearing the gold uniforms, have won the coin toss and have elected to receive. Mad N: Nowadays they flip an official IMF coin to start the games. It used to be they'd use a Susan B. Anthony dollar, but they had to stop because the guys on the field thought they were only playing one quarter. Sumerall: The opening boot is high and end over end. Peter Munk, number 49, fields the POGskin at the gold line and follows his hedge of blockers forward selling out to the 30.0 yard line. The crowd is on its feet already. Mad N: Packer fans have always been irrationally exhuberant. But given past experience, they shouldn't have expected too much gain this year after losing the Super Gold in January. Summerall: Yes, 13 of the last 14 times the National Conference has lost the Super Gold, the market has lost as well... ...Sumerall: Quarterback Warren Buffett is on the field with his first POSsesion. Reaching back in his pocket, Buffett throws long...incomplete. Second and ten. Here's the snap...back to pass, under pressure...caught behind the line of scrimmage for a loss of $1.50. Mad N: Boom! On his back. Boy he'll feel that one in the morning. Summerall: Armstrong and Lynch in on the tackle... $ ...MadN: This is the third punt this quarter for the Packers. The Green and Gold can't seem to break the 30.0 yard line. Summerall: Coming in to punt is Adrian Day. Mad N: Day's Punt average is respectable but he usually keeps a foot in other hard currencies as well. Sumerall: Giants come to the line of scrimmage. Brinker barks the count. Stepping back in the pocket he throws...interflection! Jeff Goldenbach steals the ball and the momentum shifts once again. Mad N: Brinker's been throwing all his eggs in one basket all afternoon. Reggie White Metal tipped the POGskin at the line of scrimmage to set up the turnover. The POGskin is inside the Giants' 40 yard line now. $ Pat Summerall: Buffett pitches out--it's a half-back option play... he slips and falls... What a loss! Mad N: Now you know why they call it a half-back option--Gold'll be lucky to get half back what they lost on that option play before they have to punt. Pat Summerall: The Giants punt from their own 40 yard line. A booming kick sails all the way into the endzone. Mad N: FLAG is down on the field...waiting for the call but it looks like the Gold is in trouble once again Pat Summerall: Apparently it's defensive holding on the Packers. Mad N: By senselessly holding Gold defensively, investors lost the ball here once again. $ Pat Summerall: The Packers snap the ball--it's a hand-off into the line for at most a yard. Mad N: They're so conservative they're afraid of doing anything so they end up doing nothing. I've seen more yards gained on a rooftop by the runners on Santa's sleigh. Pat Summerall: Ball is snapped...they're blitzing...the defense is all over the quarterback who stumbles as he backs into the pocket. Mad N: He scrambled like a grandma...and got run over by a reindeer like one too. Summerall: Reindeer? Mad N: Yeah--Blitzen. $$$ On the twelfth day of scandal, Bill Clinton gave to me, twelve spinsters spinning, eleven zippers zipping, ten ladies panting, nine monks a veeping, eight aides a bilking, seven cons a brimming, sex sleaze displaying, THE FIFTH AMENDMENT! Four stalling words, three wench 10's, two firm denials, and a subpoena for Charlie Trie. $ Oh capital flight, gold bars are brightly shining, as all Dow stocks slide into a rat hole. Longs, so we're told, are best to be unwinding, before the time portfolios melt in worth. The Dow gets ploughed, the weary bear rejoices for yonder breaks a gold and silver bull. Fall S&P's, oh hear the PM's ringing despite late declines and forward hedging by all the mines. Oh might James Dines show he was right as the metals leave the earth. $ Here comes market crash, here comes market crash--longs are in for some pain. Vexed, blitzed, and blasted the market strains here, Giving up its gains. Sells are springing, longs are wringing, Capital is in flight. Hang your stock broker today, 'Cause market crashes stocks at their height. Here comes market crash here comes market crash--holding cash isn't lame. Indexes lag and bears filled with joy As troy ounces see gains. Hear those stray sells linger longer, Oh what a ludicrous sight. So dump instead--you1re covered with red 'Cause market crash bleeds you white! 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