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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: howard a steady who wrote (8090)	12/14/1998 2:33:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

This story occurred on Waterbury WTIC 1050 radio last week. >They have a competition where they ring someone up, ask >them three personal questions, ring their spouse or >partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers >are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali. Last week >the competition went like this: > >Presenter: Good Morning its XXX-FM, do you want to play the >game? > >John: Yeah, sure. > >Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time >you had sex? > >John: Ohhh, dude. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this >morning. Right after I finished lifting weights. > >Presenter: And how long did it go ? > >John: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes. > >Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it? > >John: Ohhhh, I can't say that. > >Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here John! > >John: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table. > >Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good >one John, now is it O.K. for us to call your girlfriend? > >John: Yeah, alright. > >Presenter: Hi Jen, how are you ? > >Jen: Hi. Good thanks. > >Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got John on >the other line, say hello. > >Jen: Hi John. > >John: Hi Jen. > >Presenter: Now Jen, we're going to ask you the same three >questions we asked Jen and if you give the same answers, >you win a trip for two to Bali. > >John: Just tell the truth Honey. > >Jen: O.K. > >Presenter: Jen, when was the last time you had sex ? > >Jen: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio. > >John: Jen, it doesn't matter. I've already told them. > >Jen: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before John went to >work. > >Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did >it go Jen? > >Jen: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes. > >Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... John was just being a >gentleman. > >Presenter: O.K. Jen, final question. Where did you do it? > >Jen: Oh no I can't say that. My mom could be listing. No >way, no. > >Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here. > >John: Jen, I've already told them so it doesn't >matter anyway.. just tell em. > >Jen: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass! > >Radio Silence > >Advert > >Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going >live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given >John and Jen the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.