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To: The Philosopher who wrote (8094)	12/14/1998 9:04:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

'TWAS THE WEEK OF IMPEACHMENT by Wayne Aaronson 'Twas the week of impeachment and all through the House Many eyes were seen staring down Mary Bono's blouse The gavel was banged by the Speaker who cried "Let's debate whether we should brand Bill Clinton's hide" Barney Frank made objections (he should be lobotomized) And some members took cover, afraid to be sodomized That Wexler he shouted and Waters she frowned But it looked like there would be a vote up or down The blue dress that never was sent out to the cleaners Did it prove there were high crimes or low misdemeanors? That was the issue the House would decide And if under oath that the President lied The polls favored Willie and without DeLay It seemed that the White House might carry the day But Willie refused to admit that he lied And the backlash from that favored old Henry Hyde The rancor and pain was just awful to watch And to think it all started with Slick Willie's crotch! Then who to my wondering eyes should appear But Bill Clinton himself with some gals in the rear He was naked as jays from his head to his foot And his skin was all tarnished with ashes and soot One woman behind him was holding a whip, Oh no! Could it be? Yes it was- Linda Tripp His eyes they were crying with tears like Niagra From the look of his groin he would soon need Viagra "Now Monica, Paula, Now Kathleen, you vixen, Go ahead take good aim, I need attitude fixin'" The women with chains and long nails went and nicked him Then Hillary came out of nowhere and kicked him Republicans, nonplussed, were dizzy with wonder This humiliation had stolen their thunder Impeachment seemed nothing compared to Bill's shame So they voted a censure and ended the game Then I heard Bill exclaim, now he raves and he rants "I'VE LEARNED A BIG LESSON, WILLIE STAYS IN MY PANTS" copyright 1998 wayne aaronson