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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8096)	12/15/1998 2:12:00 AM
From: Gary H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

A big burly construction work came home and found his wife in bed with another man. He grabs the guy and hauls him down to the garage and clamps the guys private member in the vise and removes the vice handle. He takes out a hack saw and starts toward the guy who starts yelling and screaming "No no, your not going to cut it off are you". The construction worker hands him the saw and says, "no you are. I'm going to burn the garage down".

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8096)	12/15/1998 3:29:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

Sung to Winter Wonderland Driver's swear ..... are you listenin', At the Mall .....folks are bitchin', A miserable sight ..... they're sorry tonite, Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand! Gone away ...... are your tires, meter has ...... just expired, They towed you away, while you shopped today, Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand! On the Parkway we will have a breakdown, We'll be stuck and threathened on the side, If we're lucky, muggers might come mug us, And if we plead they may give us a ride! Santa's sleigh ..... was impounded, All the Elves ...... were surrounded, He's now in a cell .... for ringin' his bell, Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!