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To: ccportfolio who wrote (1053)	12/21/1998 10:24:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged> > > SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? > MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.> > DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.> > NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)> > MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!> > PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.> > PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.> > DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.> > OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle ell Rock, JingleBell,Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... > BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.> > PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).> The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea. --- Isak Dinesen