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To: Barney who wrote (1054)	12/21/1998 2:31:00 PM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

A Christmas card (not for the kids) Send it to short's if your long and visa versa Money's Short Times are Hard Here's your fking Christmas Card 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the old fker fell he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a good night have a nice Christmas, asshole