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To: Frederick Meacoe who wrote (8138)	12/19/1998 12:19:00 AM
From: Bart69	Respond to of 62551

A nice lady got a job at a hardware store. Soon a gentleman walked in and said: "Hey lady, I need a flat bastard file." Quite offended, the lady replied: "How dare you use profanity like that?" At which the gentleman quickly explained that depending on how a file was cut, that was really the name for that file. The lady, now embarrassed from her lack of knowledge, decided to remember the name of the file for future reference. After several hours, another gentleman entered the store and said: "Hey lady, I need a file." The lady asked: "A flat bastard?" Gentleman: "No, give me a round mother%$#@er."