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To: X Y Zebra who wrote (8143)	12/19/1998 1:41:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62550

There goes my run for the presidency....

To: X Y Zebra who wrote (8143)	12/19/1998 10:04:00 PM
From: X Y Zebra	Respond to of 62550

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructions of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while the two nuns decided to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns. 'Blind Man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door............ 'Nice breast,' says the man, 'Where do you want these window blinds?'