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To: John Messbauer who wrote (8148)12/19/1998 11:25:00 PM
From: Greg from Edmonton  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
I found this at the Virtual Pet Cemetery,
lavamind.com

Emerson the Parakeet 1995 to 1995

A Poem for Emerson

Emerson, you silly bird...you've left us in the lurch!
You only lasted three days before falling off your perch!
At first it was a crushing blow (though now we are much calmer),
And still we have your cage-mates: the feathered "Lake" and "Palmer".
So Emerson you leave behind this simple legacy:
a deep appreciation for the "Pet Smart" Guarantee!

The Harbur Family:
Jim, Karen, Andy and Casey



To: John Messbauer who wrote (8148)12/20/1998 2:25:00 PM
From: vegetarian  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Why did Monica Lewinsky get rotten teeth and gum disease?
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Because for two years, she brushed her teeth with bristles on the outside holding the brush