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To: ccportfolio who wrote (8172)	12/23/1998 4:29:00 PM
From: howard a steady	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

> This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the > bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She > reads the sign on the box...and it says...."Snatch Eating Frogs..$20 > each (comes with instructions)" > > She looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers to the > man behind the counter... "I'll take one." He packages up a frog. The > woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home. She gets home, takes > out the instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it > says to do. 1. Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling perfume. 2. > Put on a very sexy teddy. 3. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put > the frog down "there". > > To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps the scent > she chose is not appealing to the frog. So, she showers again and > tries another perfume. She gets back into bed, puts the frog between > her legs and...nothing. She's totally frustrated and pissed off at > this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might > be something she overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If > you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." > > So, she does. The man from behind the counter says, "I've had a few > complaints earlier today, I'll be right over." After the man got to > her house the woman says, "See, I've done everything according to the > instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking > very concerned, picks up the frog, looks directly into its eyes and > says, > > "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME!" >