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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: lorrie coey who wrote (19593)	12/31/1998 9:53:00 PM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

Second funniest joke of the year: "It all depends on what the definition of the word 'IS' is." I might have to get in 400 jokes on this thread myself if I'm going to reach 20,000. You people are catatonic.

To: lorrie coey who wrote (19593)	1/1/1999 3:19:00 AM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

Clinton, on the other side of his last near-death experience, is confronted by two doors. A sign on one door says: "Heaven 'is' behind this door." A sign on the other door says: "Hell 'is' behind this door." Clinton chooses the door marked "Heaven" and opens it. A cloven-hooved devil reaches out and pulls him into the fires of hell. "You see, Mr. Clinton," the devil says, "it all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' was." Webster: 'Is', the third person singular, present indicative, of 'be'. Alternative definitions: none