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To: freelyhovering who wrote (8191)	12/25/1998 12:32:00 AM
From: Bart69	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

A Jew, a Hindu and a Lawyer are walking down an old country road when it starts getting dark. They stop at a farm house and ask the farmer to put them up for the night. The farmer agrees but stipulates that since he only has two spare beds, one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Jew volunteers to spend the night in the barn, but after several minutes, there is a knock at the door. It's the Jew. He says he can't sleep in the barn because there is a pig there and it is against his religion. The Hindu volunteers to go to the barn next. After several minutes, there is a knock at the door. It is the Hindu. HE can't sleep in the barn because there is a cow in there and it is against his religion. the Lawyer goes to the barn next. After just a few minutes there is a knock at the door. Its the COW AND THE PIG!!!!