To: Dayuhan who wrote (7748 ) 12/25/1998 8:23:00 AM From: Jerry in Omaha Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 9980
To All: A cyber-gift from a nephew; I'll pass the laughter along as a gift to you all, and all of yours. Read it aloud to family and friends. Guaranteed smiles and laughs all around. The best Christmas present. Jerard P KIDS' LETTERS TO GOD Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? - Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. - Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. - Bruce Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. - Denise Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. - Sam Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. - Elliott Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. - Rob Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha Dear God, If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. - Mickey Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. - Charles Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Eugene Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry