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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Shawn M. Downey who wrote (8242)	12/31/1998 3:53:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Respond to of 62549

Two friends were having a jovial argument. One was a Christian, the other a Jew. The Jew says to the Christian: "Look, we were the original religion from where you Christians picked up your ideas. Why, we gave you the ten commandments!" The Christian responds: "So what, we didn't keep them!" *********************** A rabbi and priest are having dinner together on New Years Day. They have been acquainted for years. Priest: "Rabbi, we have known each other for years and I have a personal question I would like to ask you if you do not mind?" Rabbi: "Sure, go ahead and ask me." Priest: "I have always wondered if you have eaten ham, even once in your life?" Rabbi [looking about the room stealthly]: "Well, to be perfectly honest Father, I have but not very often." "Since I have answered your question, may I ask one of you?" Priest: "Certainly, you may ask." Rabbi: "I have always wondered if you have had sex with a woman since taking the vow of the priesthood?" Priest [looking about the room stealthly]:" Well, Rabbi, to be perfectly honest, I have but only once." Rabbi: "Ok, I am happy that we can be so honest with each other. May I ask you one more personal question?" Priest: "Sure." Rabbi: "Its a lot better than ham, isn't it?"