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To: Edwarda who wrote (8253)	1/1/1999 12:37:00 PM
From: N	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Ah, Edwarda, never admit it. As my dear mama oft advised 'Just pretend it never happened!' Happy New Year Nancy

To: Edwarda who wrote (8253)	1/5/1999 4:57:00 PM
From: Neenny	Respond to of 62549

Creation Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It is a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability?" Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It would be so great! When I am working in the garden, or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please....." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here?" "OH yes, Multiple orgasms........."